Bored of the Rings: A ParodySimon and Schuster, 30 ott 2012 - 192 pagine From the legendary comedic scholars who illuminated the tour de force Twilight so brilliantly in the New York Times bestselling Nightlight comes The Hunger Pains, a hilarious send-up of the immensely popular dystopian young adult novel, The Hunger Games. The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brand-new “boreword” by Henry Beard. The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring. The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing. If broken or busted, it cannot be remade If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid). It’s up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits—including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt—to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits. Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course—this isn’t Hamlet, you know. |
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Its My Party and Ill Snub Who I Want To 1 | 1 |
Threes Company Fours a Bore 14 | 14 |
Indigestion at the Sign of the Goode Eats | 31 |
Finders Keepers Finders Weepers | 50 |
Some Monsters | 67 |
The Riders of RoiTan | 89 |
Serutan Spelled Backwards Is Mud | 108 |
Schlobs Lair and Other Mountain Resorts | 123 |
Minas Troney in the Soup | 133 |
Be It Ever So Horrid | 159 |
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Bored of the Rings: A Parody Henry Beard,The Harvard Lampoon,Douglas C. Kenney Anteprima limitata - 2012 |
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