HAV ABOUT DOGS. AVING spent much time in ethical and religious studies-having made a full and curious harmony of the Gospels for my own use-I am reluctantly obliged to say, that I cannot explain why the Apostle Paul should have written, so dogmatically, to the Corinthians— "BEWARE OF DOGS!" Nor do I remember ever to have seen in Neander, or Fichte, or Strauss, or Barnes, any allusion to it whatever, nor have I ever heard a sermon preached from the text "Beware of Dogs." It is certainly inexplicable so far; and I, therefore, presuming upon my venerable years, do respectfully commend this text to my beloved pastor, as well as to all other reverends, having full and implicit faith that the illumination of their minds will flood even this dark saying with light. Do not let me, in my old age, be misunderstood. I do not present them as a sort of patent ecclesiastical Bude lights, made up of a concave and plated surface, small bits of lime, and a stream of oxygen gas-far, very far, are they from that concave illuminator; but, having eaten and digested words from their youth up, and their minds having grown light and lovely, they are the ones to whom we look in every difficulty-they can resolve our doubts. It is surely an evidence of goodness now, if not of civilization, that men are fond of animals, considerate of them, companionable with them. We love to see children and dogs playing together -we wish the cat's sleep on the rug to be undisturbed-we love to see wellfed, gentle cattle-we love to know of Arab horses, who are as brothers (not slaves) to their riders-of the elephant, who stands all day and fans away the flies from the baby, forgetting his own stings. On all hands we see a thousand evidences, that animal life is from God, full of uses and full of beauty; that some of it, having answered its ends, has vanished; that some of it must become the helper, the friend, the companion, or defender of man. Indeed, we see how man is the crowning creature in the animal world, and that all the rest is truly in relation with, and a part of, him. So much for philosophy - rather prosy, as philosophy is apt to be-and now for dogs. I am told that good men have lived who hated them; but I am glad to say I never knew one, and shall, therefore, deny the statement. On the contrary, good dogs always like good men, and good men like good dogs. I mean by a good man a genial man-one who loves -one who has instincts and sympathies; and any man who has lost these in metaphysics, or science, or money-getting, is on the high road to perdition. He should stop at once, buy a well-bred dog, be friends with him, and learn the lesson he teaches. Whoever appreciates a dog's character, will better understand himself and other men; and, when he walks abroad in the evening sky, and enjoys the tender lights and delicious shadows, he will be accompanied by a friend, whose healthy animal nature will help to quicken and restore his own. Why say that dogs have no souls? What is instinct? What is it, but the very first element of soul-the essence which underlies all the rest-thought and reason? Why, because reason in them is imperfect, say they have none? James Hogg, the Ettrick Shepherd, had a dog which always went about with him, and, of course, was always attacked by strange dogs, and was in a continual The Shepherd said to his wife one evening row. town, there is not much question, whether he knew anything more or not. Marryatt, among various interesting stories, tells one of some elephants, which more clearly brings out the fact of reason in animals than anything I now remember. It was in India, that some English officers and soldiers were trying, through all one morning, to load heavy timbers into trucks, without success; they and the elephants, their beasts of burden, were tired out at noon, when the elephants were turned loose to browse. When the men came back from dinner, they found the elephants at work loading the timbers, having, themselves, laid slides over the wheels, upon which, pushing with their heads, they slid up, what before they could not lift. Now, they may have done this before, under the direction of others; but, even if memory told the way, there was some exercise of reason, too. There is also no fact better established than that the educated habits of pointers, setters, Newfoundlands, and shepherds' dogs, are transmitted to their offspring the children of well-trained parents being born nearly "broke," or trained, for hunting. Youatt, in his treatise on the dog, gives instances of the surprising education of which dogs are capable-in reading letters, playing cards, dominoes, etc.-and Liebnitz testified, before the French Academy, of a dog in Saxony, which he had heard pronounce many words. This seems incredible, and rests entirely upon the word of a philosopher. Some St. Bernard dogs (used by the monks to discover travelers in the snow) were sent to England as presents to the queen, and were put with the other animals in the Tower, where they had pups. A pair of these pups were given to a Scotch nobleman, who took them home. But, when the snow came, they at once showed the educated habit transmitted from their parents, and tracked people in the snow, as they had not done before it came. Nor does the word "instinct," without "reason," explain the doings of bees, and ants, and beavers, or dogs and elephants. I find that dogs are social, and that, in Cairo and Constantinople, they organize themselves with certain laws; but they are peculiarly social with man, and this is their charming charm. Their affection is constant, quick, profound, not altoVOL. IX.-19 gether destroyed by cruelty-it is ready in joy and in sorrow-it is ready by day and by night; a dog will suffer and die to defend his friend; and will die of grief and a broken heart when his friend dies. It is a singular fact that, in these fast days, we can't find time to love people very much. Now, my friend Paul loves me, because he used to when he was younger, and we both had time to do it fairly and generously, rather than to gratify and satisfy any craving of his nature now; and my dear old wife, she loves me, but it is at intervals-it rather fills up the interstices of her many cares, and plans, and works-and so compacts life surely. But my dog, now, my Snap, I can rely upon him; he has plenty of time to love me, and he does it-and I love him. Snap is not one of your "Gen'l'man's dogs"-not at all. So far as I can judge, he is of no breed, and I doubt if he had ever a father; and, certainly, he was abandoned by his mother early in life; for one stormy night the shivering little baby-dog lay down at my door, and yelped as though his heart would break; so I let him in, and he sat between my legs and enjoyed the fire, and lolled out his tongue, and warmed it, and then went to sleep. And he has been my dog, and done just so, night after night, ever since. He is not a handsome dog, and he is not intelligent, and he is, so far as I know, entirely useless-not good for a thing -but he loves me and I love him, and he growls for me, and I growl for him, and wherever I go he goes, and I am never desolate or forsaken. Now, that is a great thing for an old man, who has had losses, to say. Is it not, "gentle reader?" as the literary men call you. I often wonder what Snap thinks of me-whether he looks upon me as another ill-favored, useless cur like himself-as in fact I am, for now I don't do anything but enjoy my life, and the good blessings of God, and that's all Snap does; so I think that he and I, and Dorothy and Paul must somehow get to heaven together; because, you know, gentle reader, that heaven is within us, even at our doors, if we would only seek for it there. Notwithstanding all this, Dorothy sometimes says to me, very quietly to be sure: "Mr. Wallys, when are you going to sell Snap ?" and, I only say, Good heavens, my dear, sell Snap ?" 290 About I can see no good reason why I should deny the immortality of dogs, or of my Snap, small as his soul may be; nor can I see reason, why a man or woman, boy or brute, should kick, or beat, or starve, or throw stones at a dog; therefore, PUTNAM and I believe that those who do so are not fit for the company of dogs here or hereafter. And I regret to say that Turks, Arabs, Hindoos, and negroes are kinder to dogs than we Christians are. From time to time, there has been in the great number of varieties which The feats of a terrier, "Billy," are on Dogs. the brave mastiff, the curious coach- In those "good old times"-when In this place I cannot help offering the reader a simple but beautiful ballad about a favorite hound of Llewellyn, Prince of Wales, son-in-law of King John, which I have taken pains to get an antique, and jangled, and vagabond old harper to translate. It is as follows, and is worthy the gentle readers of the dear old PUTNAM: BALLAD. The spearman heard the bugle sound, And still as blew a louder blast, And 'gan a louder cheer, "Oh, where does faithful Gélert roam? "Twas only at Llewellyn's board He watched, he served, he cheered his lord, In sooth, he was a peerless hound, And now, as over rocks and dells The gallant chidings rise, Unpleased Llewellyn homeward hied— But when he gained the castle-door, The hound was smeared with gouts of gore, Llewellyn gazed with wild surprise- Onward in haste Llewellyn pass'd, O'erturned his infant's bed he found, He called his child-no voice replied! "Hell-hound! by thee my child's devour'd!" His suppliant, as to earth he fell, Aroused by Gêlert's dying yell, Some slumberer wakened nigh; What words the parent's joy can tell, To hear his infant's cry! Concealed beneath a mangled heap, Nor scratch had he, nor harm, nor dread- Ah, what was then Llewellyn's pain! Vain, vain was all Llewellyn's woe: And now a gallant tomb they raise, Here, never could the spearmen pass, Or forester, unmoved; And here he hung his horn and spear- In fancy's piercing sounds would hear Poor Gelert's dying yell. A strange habit they have, those dogs, of running about the world nosing and seeking for their king. Naturalists spirits" are at a loss about it, but the " say, that Jupiter one day placed a very fine nutmeg in the one he liked best; and, since that day, a natural anxiety to discover this, has possessed the whole canine race. Whether this explanation will suffice it is not for me to say; but, it is strange, if true. Dogs hold a curious position. They are the most loved and the most despised of all animals; yet, why are they despised? Like some men, they seem to think they "must live," and so they will steal; but it is, I am sure, only to satisfy hunger-not from innate and total depravity. But the term "dog" has come to be one of reproach (and yet not altogether so), while "the son of a dog's mother" is exceedingly disgraceful. "Is thy servant a dog, that he should do this thing?" asked the prophet, very reproachfully. Now, what did he mean?-for dogs never do anythingat least, they never did, till the coalpickers harnessed them into carts, where they pull honestly and generously-and I do not think they had used them in that in India. way It is also very common, out of the pulpit, to say of some one, whose conduct we don't approve of, "he is going to the bow-wows," or "the bowwows are certain to get him"-meaning, thereby, that he is going to the dogs or to hell, which is very bad. Now, why did the Jews so hate dogs, that they spared no pains to blast their characters? Why was it? Other nations, not more brutal than they, have made them an article of luxury, and "stewed dog," in the Spice islands of the Indian seas, ranks, at their feasts, with "cold boiled missionary" and potted parrots. Why not? So this generous, affectionate, sagacious creature has come to express contempt. But the term is applied in other and better ways. JOLLY-DOG, is he who has a good time, laughs, takes the world easy, never tries to reform it or himself, and lives as long as he can. SAD-DOG, is he who loves pleasant things, but wrong ones, and doesn't care if they are wrong, if they seem to him pleasant. Sad-dogs often come to bad ends. FUNNY-DOG, is he who sees the world and the things of the world with a sparkling eye; he has wit as well as humor. It was a funny-dog who, when the doctor told him to take "wine and bark," drank his bottle, with a gentle little bow-wow-wow" between the glasses, and "thought he felt better." 66 EXPENSIVE-DOG, is he who indulges freely in shirt-bosoms, breast-pins, and patent-leather--who looks forward to Fifth-avenue houses and Louis Quatorze mirrors. He wants these things very much, and thinks he must have them. He, too, often comes to a very bad end. LUCKY-DOG, is he who is born well, and is about to be married well-eh? And this brings to mind Lafayette, the most French of Frenchmen. When he stopped, on his royal progress, in 1824, at our town, we all went to shake hands with him, of course; and first he would say How do you do? Married man, sir ?"-(delicately). "Yes, sir"-(modestly). "Ah, happy man, happy man !”(with unction). Then to the next he would say, delicately How do you do? Married man, sir?" "No, sir"-(with a little blush). "Ah, lucky dog (with unction), lucky dog, lucky dog!" 66 But it is not necessary to continue the list, because the thirty thousand readers of PUTNAM know these dogs themselves, in all variety; though I hope no dirty dogs" are among them. Now, it has struck me that there might have been some of these "sad" or expensive" fellows among the Corinthians, and thus the apostle had reason to say, "beware of dogs." And, is it not singular how we use our friend and companion as an illustration, and in what ways we do it? We say, " Tired as a dog," "Lazy as a dog," "Quick as a dog," "Hungry dog," Faithful as a dog," "Mean as a dog," "Honest as a dog." So, as the crow is completest of birds-the type of all birds-may not the dog claim the central place of all the groups, as the most animal of all animals? I cannot close my short sermon, without saying that Bacon, and Newton, and Hallam, and Bentham, and I, all agree in the belief of the immortal nature of animals, and especially of dogs; we, therefore, hold meanness, and cruelty, and neglect to them, as a sin against God, not to be repented of. Those who have come thus far with me, will read the following as Mrs. Jamieson has so charmingly told it : "Jesus," says the Persian story," arrived one evening at the gates of a certain city; and he sent his disciples forward to prepare supper, while he himself, intent on doing good, walked through the streets into the market-place. "And he saw, at the corner of the market, some people gathered together, looking at an object on the ground; and he drew near to see what it might be. It was a dead dog with a halter round his neck, by which he appeared to have been dragged through the dirt; and a viler, a more abject, a more unclean thing, never met the eye of man. And those who stood by looked on with abhorrence. "Faugh,' said one, stopping his nose, 'it pollutes the air.' 'How long, said another, shall this foul beast offend our sight?' 'Look at his torn hide!' said a third; one could not even cut a shoe out of it.' 'And his ears', said a fourth, all draggled and bleeding! No doubt,' said a fifth, 'he hath been hanged for thieving! "And Jesus heard them, and, looking down on the dead creature, he said: "Pearls are not equal to the whiteness of his teeth!' "Then the people turned towards him with amazement, and said, among themselvesWho is this? This must be Jesus of Nazareth; for only he could find something to pity and approve, even in a dead dog;' and, being ashamed, they bowed their heads before him, and went each his way." MORAL CONCLUSION. Those who have a good dog, should seek a good master for him. Those who have, should give to those who have not. Therefore, any person, having read and digested this paper, and having a very nice terrier-English, Scotch, or Skye will send it to PUTNAM, for his very sincere friend and humble servant. |