The London Budget of Wit, Or, A Thousand Notable Jests: Many of Them Never Before Printed, and the Whole Arranged on an Entire New Plan Under the Following Heads : Women, Royal, Noble, Clerical, Legal, Medical, Military, Naval, Theatrical, Wit in Low Life ... : to which is Added, by Way of Appendix, a Selection of PunsWalker and Edwards, 1817 - 352 pagine |
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Pagina 9
... shillings into a guinea . " MRS . BARBAULD . 30. A gentleman was telling Mrs. Barbauld , à short time since , of the thieves that had the pre- ceding night broke into St. George's Church , Han- over Square , and stolen the communion ...
... shillings into a guinea . " MRS . BARBAULD . 30. A gentleman was telling Mrs. Barbauld , à short time since , of the thieves that had the pre- ceding night broke into St. George's Church , Han- over Square , and stolen the communion ...
Pagina 101
... shilling left . " Well , " said the king , " and can't you tell the thief ? " - " Why , " replied Bull , " if I may speak the truth , I have caught your majesty's hand in it , " and out he pulled the grant . " Cod's fish ! " says the ...
... shilling left . " Well , " said the king , " and can't you tell the thief ? " - " Why , " replied Bull , " if I may speak the truth , I have caught your majesty's hand in it , " and out he pulled the grant . " Cod's fish ! " says the ...
Pagina 113
... shillings as his due . " How dost thou prove from scripture , " said the Quaker , " that thou oughtest to have from me such a share of earthly mammon ? " - " Why , " replied the wit , " I L 3 . CLERICAL . 113 and knowledge, and defied ...
... shillings as his due . " How dost thou prove from scripture , " said the Quaker , " that thou oughtest to have from me such a share of earthly mammon ? " - " Why , " replied the wit , " I L 3 . CLERICAL . 113 and knowledge, and defied ...
Pagina 128
... shilling . Though it could never be said of Matt , that he harboured in his bosom the baser passions of revenge ; yet he liked with all his heart a smart retort for the sake of fun ; and it was not long before accident , or rather the ...
... shilling . Though it could never be said of Matt , that he harboured in his bosom the baser passions of revenge ; yet he liked with all his heart a smart retort for the sake of fun ; and it was not long before accident , or rather the ...
Pagina 132
... " for this morning I swept all your chimneys . " - " How many were there ? " says the doctor . No less than twen- ty , " quoth John .-- " Well , and how much a chimney have you ? " Only a shilling a - piece 132 CLERICAL .
... " for this morning I swept all your chimneys . " - " How many were there ? " says the doctor . No less than twen- ty , " quoth John .-- " Well , and how much a chimney have you ? " Only a shilling a - piece 132 CLERICAL .
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Pagina 64 - All they that see me laugh me to scorn: they shoot out the lip, they shake the head: Saying, "He trusted on the Lord that he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him.
Pagina 19 - Whosoever will be saved : before all things it is necessary that he hold the Catholic Faith. Which Faith except every one do keep whole and undefiled : without doubt he shall perish everlastingly.
Pagina 104 - And he set his right foot on the sea, and his left foot on the land...
Pagina 20 - For, like as we are compelled by the Christian verity to acknowledge every Person by Himself to be God and Lord, so are we forbidden by the Catholic Religion to say, there be Three Gods or Three Lords.
Pagina 173 - said the Doctor, 'do you pretend to be paid for such a piece of work ? Why, you have spoiled my pavement, and then covered it over with earth, to hide your bad work ! ' ' Doctor ! ' said the paviour, ' mine is not the only bad work the earth hides.
Pagina 14 - Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee; for whither thou goest, I will go; where thou lodgest, I will lodge; thy people shall be my people, and thy God, my God.
Pagina 47 - It maketh men drunken and light in the head ; so do the vanities of the world, men are drunken therewith. Fourthly, He that taketh tobacco saith he cannot leave it, it doth bewitch him...
Pagina 236 - Twenty-one years," answered the soldier. The king, struck with his youth, which plainly indicated that he had not borne a musket so long as that, said to him, much astonished, "How old are you?
Pagina 311 - The boy sat down, and the Dean, going to the door, came up to the table with a respectful pace, and making a low bow, said, " Sir, my master presents his kind compliments, hopes you are well, and requests your acceptance of a small present.
Pagina 183 - Ill deeds are seldom slow; Nor single : following crimes on former wai.t : The worst of creatures fastest propagate. Many more murders must this one ensue, As if in death were propagation too.