DEATH AND DOCTOR HORNBOOK 'Hornbook was by, wi' ready art, 'Fient haeta o't wad hae pierc'd the heart 'I drew my scythe in sic a fury, 'Withstood the shock; 'I might as weel hae tried a quarry 'Ev'n them he canna get attended, 'Altho' their face he ne'er had kend it, 'Just in a kail-blade, an' send it, 'As soon's he smells 't, 'Baith their disease, and what will mend it, 'And then a' doctor's saws an' whittles, "Their Latin names as fast he rattles 'Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, 'Urinus spiritus of capons; 'Or mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings, 'Distill'd per se; 'Sal-alkali o' midge-tail clippings, And mony mae.'& 'Waes me for Johnie Ged's-Hole 1 now,' с 'Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew; They'll ruin Johnie ! The creature grain'd an eldritcha laugh, 'They'll a' be trench'd wi' mony a sheugh, 'Whare I kill'd ane, a fair strae-death,* "That Hornbook's skill 'Has clad a score i' their last claith, 'By drap an' pill. e Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel-bred, 'Gat tippence-worth to mend her head, " When it was sair; 'The wife slade cannie to her bed, 'But ne'er spak mair. 'A bonie lass-ye kend her name— 'Horn sent her aff to her lang hame, "That's just a swatch b o' Hornbook's way; 'An's weel paid for't; 'Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey, 'Wi' his d-n'd dirt: 'But, hark! I'll tell you of a plot, 'I'll nail the self-conceited sot, 'As dead's a herrin; 'Neist time we meet, I'll wad a groat, But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell I took the way that pleas'd mysel', And sae did Death. young pet ewes. b sample. • fairing, present. Epistle to J. Lapraik.1 AN OLD SCOTTISH BARD.—APRIL 1, 1785. This freedom, in an unknown frien', On Fasten-e'en we had a rockin,d At length we had a hearty yokin' There was ae sang, amang the rest, To some sweet wife; It thirl'd the heart-strings thro' the breast, I've scarce heard ought describ'd sae weel, partridges crying. b hare scampering. 1 The song admired by Burns was pilfered by Lapraik from (or contributed by him to) The Weekly Magazine, Oct. 14, 1773 (Chambers). The poem here is Burns's Ars Poetica: possibly his rhymes had been censured by some collegian. Otherwise it is not easy to account for his attack on Greek, a language of which he had no more than " c night before Ash Wednesday. I set to. h fellow. Scott, and perhaps less than Shakspeare. Lapraik published his verses in 1788; they are collected by Burnsians. The text is that of the Kilmarnock edition. Some variations in the Common-place Book are noted below. 2 It touch'd the feelings o' the breast." "The style sae tastie and genteel." EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK It pat me fidgin-fain to hear't, That nane excell'd it, few cam near't, That, set him to a pint of ale, "Tween Inverness an' Teviotdale, He had few matches. e Then up I gat, an' swoor an aith, At some dyke-back, A pint an' gill I'd gie them baith, But, first an' foremost, I should tell, I to the crambo-jingle1 fell;2 Tho' rude an' rough Yet crooning to a body's sel's Does weel enough. I am nae poet, in a sense; But just a rhymer like by chance, An' hae to learning nae pretence; Yet, what the matter? Whene'er my inuse does on me glance, I jingle at her. |