I've been at drucken writers' feasts, Nay, been bitch-fou 'mang godly priests- I've even join'd the honour'd jorum, But wi' a Lord!-stand out my shin, A Lord-a Peer-an Earl's son! Up higher yet, my bonnet An' sic a Lord!-lang Scotch ells twa, As I look o'er my sonnet. But O for Hogarth's magic pow'r! An' how he star'd and stammer'd, When, goavin, as if led wi' branks, I sidling shelter'd in a nook, An' at his Lordship steal't a look, Like some portentous omen; I markèd nought uncommon. I watch'd the symptoms o' the Great, The arrogant assuming; Mair than an honest ploughman. Then from his Lordship I shall learn, One rank as weel's another; For he but meets a brother. MASONIC SONG Tune-" Shawn-boy," or Over the water to Charlie." YE Sons of old Killie, assembled by Willie, Your thrifty old mother has scarce such another I've little to say, but only to pray, As praying's the ton of your fashion; A prayer from the Muse you well may excuse Ye powers who preside o'er the wind and the tide, Who formed this frame with beneficent aim, Within this dear mansion, may wayward Contention May secrecy round be the mystical bound, TAM SAMSON'S ELEGY "An honest man's the noblest work of God"-POPE. When this worthy old sportsman went out, last muirfowl season, he supposed it was to be, in Ossian's phrase, "the last of his fields," and expressed an ardent wish to die and be buried in the muirs. On this hint the author composed his elegy and epitaph.-R. B., 1787. HAS auld Kilmarnock seen the deil? Or great Mackinlay' thrawn his heel? To preach an' read? "Na' waur than a'! cries ilka chiel, "Tam Samson's dead!" 1 A certain preacher, a great favourite with the million. Ordination," stanza ii.-R. B. Vide "The 2 Another preacher, an equal favourite with the few, who was at that time ailing. For him see also "The Ordination," stanza ix.—R. B. Kilmarnock lang may grunt an' grane, To Death she's dearly pay'd the kane- The Brethren, o' the mystic "level" May hing their head in woefu' bevel, While by their nose the tears will revel, Like ony bead; Death's gien the Lodge an unco devel; Tam Samson's dead! When Winter muffles up his cloak, Wi' gleesome speed, Wha will they station at the "cock"? Tam Samson's dead! He was the king o' a' the core, To guard, or draw, or wick a bore, Or up the rink like Jehu roar, In time o' need; But now he lags on Death's "hog-score' Tam Samson's dead! Now safe the stately sawmont sail, And eels, weel-ken'd for souple tail, And geds for greed, Since, dark in Death's fish-creel, we wail Tam Samson dead! Rejoice, ye birring paitricks a'; Ye cootie muircocks, crousely craw; Withouten dread; Your mortal fae is now awa; Tam Samson's dead! That woefu' morn be ever mourn'd, But och! he gaed and ne'er return'd! In vain auld age his body batters, Now ev'ry auld wife, greetin, clatters "Tam Samson's dead!” Owre mony a weary hag he limpit, When at his heart he felt the dagger, Wi' weel-aimed heed; "L-d, five!" he cry'd, an' owre did staggerTam Samson's dead! Ilk hoary hunter mourn'd a brither; Whare Burns has wrote, in rhyming blether, "Tam Samson's Dead! There, low he lies in lasting rest; To hatch an' breed: Alas! nae mair he'll them molest! Tam Samson's dead! When August winds the heather wave, O' pouther an' lead, Till Echo answer frae her cave, "Tam Samson's dead!" Heav'n rest his saul whare'er he be! Yet what remead? Ae social, honest man want we: Tam Samson's dead! THE EPITAPH Tam Samson's weel-worn clay here lies PER CONTRA Go, Fame, an' canter like a filly Tell ev'ry social honest billie To cease his grievin; For, yet unskaithed by Death's gleg gullie. Tam Samson's leevin! EPISTLE TO MAJOR LOGAN HAIL, thairm-inspirin, rattlin Willie! We never heed, But take it like the unback'd filly, Proud o' her speed. 3 Kilmarnock.-R. B. |